The Telegraph, Putney Heath  

Ah, Putney Heath. Site of many a duel (including one featuring the then Prime Minister), its history also encompasses an experimental fireproof houseand a telegraph station and it's from the latter which this one takes its name (shame, as we think The Fire Proof House would make a great name for a pub). There's been some serious money thrown at this one to bring it up to speed with its affluent surroundings, and our initial impressions were rather favourable. It's certainly an upmarket venue, a self-styled 'Country Pub in London' (though don't over egg it folks - you're in Putney, not Harlesden). Quibbles could be made over the price of food and drink, but I doubt many of its clientele will feel driven to argue. We liked the fact that room on the pumps could be found for Everard's Tiger and generally got the feeling that walkers around the Heath might stop off for a quick snifter here and then find it hard to forsake the comfy furnishings. Shame then, that our visit found it acting as an (un)official clubhouse for a local rugby team. We fully understand that pubs have to cater for their local community, but the impression that we got was that if you pop in here on certain times, you'd best be dressed in a blazer and be ready to discuss all things oval ball related. If you can find it out of rugby hours then, fine. We didn't though, and felt we'd stumbled into a private event. Judging by this visit, only a two pinter then.

reviewed:
28/10/2006

pub features:(click on an icon to see an explanation)

Sky TV (big and small screens)

large function room for hire

outdoor seating

separate dining area

dogs welcome

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