location:
address:
107-109 Streatham High Road, SW16 1HJ
phone:
0871 984 4614*
* calls cost 10p/minute, click here for more about 0871 numbers.
nearest stations:
Streatham 
(440m)
Streatham Hill 
(950m)
Streatham Common 
(1.3Km)
how to find it:
Not on tube: How to get there either left out of Streatham Station or right out of Streatham Hill station and in either case its less than ten minutes along the High Road.
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The 'price watch' posters in the windows and all round this gloomy drink-tank say it all. You can pay 50 less for many popular drinks than named nearby bars - and on this visit Directors' was on offer at 99p. It should be better. Clean, open lines but a grubby air and an oppressively low ceiling and cellar-like lighting mark the main drinking area which you have to pass through to the stepped down and lighter bar and eating section. A decent and varying range of beers are on offer on draft and the staff are pleasant enough if privately wondering how the hell they get out of this place. Streatham cop shop two doors down probably helps keep it quiet and safe, the prices busier than it deserves. If you've crashed the Ten Steps and need to get peacefully, cheaply and unmolestedly pickled then look no further.

